Clarified Piña Colada

The Piña Colada has always been somewhat of a problematic drink. Aromatically, the combination of rum, pineapple and coconut is a no brainer; practically, it ends up more often than not in a sweet sticky mess.

The problem is the coconut, which traditionally is administered in the form of coconut cream; and the only way cream should go into cocktails is either as a thin float, or as a clarifying agent in the manner of a Milk Punch.

So this is precisely what we’re doing here: Leaving away the cream, using coconut water instead and using milk clarification for the mouthfeel. Keeps indefinitely in the fridge, ready to be poured whenever some rum nerds, make-me-something-sweet-but-not-too-sweet ladies or just advocates of good taste stop by at your place.

  • 100 ml Cuban-style, dry aged rum (I used Havana 15)
  • 100 ml English-style, heavy aged rum (I used Gosling’s)
  • 50 ml English-style overproof rum (I used Pusser’s 75)
  • 150 ml coconut water
  • 20 gr sugar
  • 100 ml fresh pineapple juice
  • 50 ml fresh lime juice
  • 150 ml whole milk

Dissolve sugar in juices, mix all ingredients except for milk. Pour slowly into milk, then filter through coffee filters. This last step takes quite a while, so plan ahead or just parallelise the process. Put in the fridge and be merry.